Top 10 Odd Human Behaviors from a Dog's Perspective

 Today, I tried to put into perspective what it must be like to be a dog. This top 10 is from a dog's perspective on out odd human behavior.

10. Humans stare at screens all day when they can play outside.
9. Humans are overly sensitive when it comes to play fighting, biting, and sniffing butts.
8. Humans like to be dragged on a leash down the road.
7. Humans are careless and messy. They throw balls over and over and I have to go get them.
6. Humans don't lick back.
5. They wear chew toys on their feet.
4. Humans talk on chew toys to other humans, when they can just bark.
3. Sometimes humans don't finish all their food!
2. Humans like to take baths and clip their own nails on purpose?!!?
1. Humans collect poop in a bag?!