I can cross "throwing objects at a high velocity at other humans" off my bucket list. I lived a life long dream by riding a Mardi Gras float and throwing beads at a throng of people. I mean thousands of people. I trained humans to jump for plastic beads.
It was a lot of fun just throwing things at people. I just took my pent up aggression and threw beads to all the people in the far back. It was amazing and a great work out. I feel like, if everyday was a parade, people would be happier. Angry people could be put on a float and throw things at other humans.
In addition, I can technically cross off "Parade performer" from my bucket list. Although, I was not a pie, I was a parrot.
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